good luck my ass.

There.
Is.
A.
Cricket.
In.
My.
Room.

...Somewhere.
It keeps making this ridiculously annoying chirping sound

AND THEN,
when I stand up to go find it...
IT STOPS.

and then as soon as I lay back down..
IT STARTS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMN CRICKET!!!!!!
I.
am.
TRYING.
to.
sleep.